What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
