i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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