His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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