well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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