no, he came in my armpit
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The feeling are messing with the penis
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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