Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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