Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
