I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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