you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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