I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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