I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
