I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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