Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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