just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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