Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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