Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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