We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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