i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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