so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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