So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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