you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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