Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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