you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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