I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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