Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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