After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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