that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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