Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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