the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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