I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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