what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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