What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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