He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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