Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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