BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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