it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
So. Much. Porn.
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