I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
OPIZZABONMYDICK
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
sex in a hospital.. check
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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