my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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