Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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