and you said cock pushups were impossible
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
