Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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