Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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