I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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