I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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