Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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