sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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