Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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