Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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