He uses pillows to masturbate.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I understand Curling. That high.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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