Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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