ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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